There’s this couple I see in this cafeteria I see every day, an asian dude and a black chick; and I swear its like there’s hope for humans in this world because that shows that love really has no color.

Hope!

I couldn’t date a woman with annoying friends. It’d be very difficult to have a good time when I wanna smack your best friend in the face repeatedly with a brick.

Women love saying shit that sounds powerful, lol.

"I’ll never change myself for any man." Lying ass. You’ll do things you’ve never done for someone you never want to be without.